True story #1
GUY: Yeah, I'd like to get a card.
ME: Okay, do you have photo ID and proof of your current address?
GUY: Yeah, I have my passport.
ME: Does your passport have your current address?
GUY: It says "United States of America".
True story #2
WOMAN ON PHONE: Hi, do you have any good movies there?
ME: Well, we have hundreds of movies here. I'm not sure I know what you mean by a "good" movie.
WOMAN: You know, a newer movie.
See, I just had no idea that the only good movies were newer movies, and that all newer movies were good. That's helpful to know for the future.
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